Once Jerry having dinner in his owner's house saw the dog watching him seriously, asked the owner. The owner
said the plate he is having dinner is dog's plate.
Ram: Y'day night in my dream, i remember eaten Dal Roti.
Sam: Oh! that's nice. But why you are dull?
Ram: Bcos morning when wake up and saw, only half mat is there.
1de gunda went to Gomteshwar
& Prayed: HO! devre Nange
1 CAR Kodsu,
Gomteswar: Nange 1 Chaddi Tagolake Agde sumne Nintidini,
CAR Yellinda kodsli?
Funny but true.!
This generation boys and girls get into love because of misunderstanding...
And break up when they understand each other....!
QUOTE on a HUSBAND's
T-SHIRT.....
"All Girls are Devils,
But my Wife is Queen....
"....of them"
A boy was busy doin sum imp work in office.His girlfrnd cald.
She-did i disturb you?
rply was so amazing,
boy-ya,bt whats life without being disturbed by d loved ones
I Searched many gardens to select a flower 2 give u as gift, But, I did'nt find any flower beautiful than ur Smile.
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. Next joke tomorrow at the same time..
B'lore Funny Bus Stops:)
Wife-Ree.. Ellidira??
Hus-naanu sujata hathra iddini... Illinda triveni hatra hogi kelsa mugiskondu urvashi hatra hogtini. neen elliddiya?
Wife-naanu prasanna hathra iddini, amele gopal hatra swalpa kelsa ide adan mugiskondu govardan hatrake hogtini ri....;-)
Ganda:> priye, nanu ninagoskara TAJMAHAL" kattale athava "GOLGUMBAS" kattale? Hendati:> Priyathama modalu hogi "CURRENT BILL,WATER BILL" Katti ba.
gunda-yellinda bandhe?
dhoni-jharkand
gunda-magne..henge bandhe antha kelila.
Nedukond adru baa jaarkand adru baa.
Yav urinda bandhe helu first..
Koli angadige Banthu.
Koli:Nange 1Motte Kodi.
angadiyava:Motte idorige motte Yake?
Koli:Nanna Ganda Helidane 2 rupee goskara glamour Halmadkobeda Antha.
Best Notice Board of one Restaurant:
"All our waiters are married..
They know how to obey orders..":-)
Grl's Status msg on facebook: 'feeling sad'
500 comments
Guy's Status msg: 'Goin 2 Suicide'
2 likes
n
1 Post which reads "Dude Whos gonna use ur bike nw?"
On d top of a mountain, jack killed a girl..
The judge asked y?
sardar told 'i asked her name.
And she said
"PUSH PA" so i pushed her down..:.
Nice one- My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said:
At the end of the ruler is an idiot.
..
I got punished after I asked ' Which End ?'
Best Notice Board of one Restaurant:
"All our waiters are married..
They know how to obey orders..":-)
Grl's Status msg on facebook: 'feeling sad'
500 comments
Guy's Status msg: 'Goin 2 Suicide'
2 likes
n
1 Post which reads "Dude Whos gonna use ur bike nw?"
On d top of a mountain, jack killed a girl..
The judge asked y?
sardar told 'i asked her name.
And she said
"PUSH PA" so i pushed her down..:.
Nice one- My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said:
At the end of the ruler is an idiot.
..
I got punished after I asked ' Which End ?'
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