IQ SMS

6 jana teacher school inda manege hogtha irthare. avaga kalla chain kithkand hogtha irthane avaga 


English teacher- theaf theaf antha kugthare 


Kannada teacher- kalla kalla antha kugthare


Maths teacher- 420  420 antha kugthare 


Hindhi teacher- chor chor antha kugthare 


Social teacher - samaja gathaka antha kugthare 


Hagadre science teacher yenantha kugthare...?
Nimge nijvaglu thale li swalpa adru buddi idre ivattu sanje 11 pm valge answer madi. 

Life SMS

Life is too ironic to fully Understand..
It takes sadness to know what Happiness is..
Noise to appreciate
Silence and
Absence to value Presence..

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Effort SMS

Effort is never wasted even when it leads to disappointing results..
Bcoz it always makes us more Stronger, Capable and experienced...

Quotes SMS

Quote of the day:- The most depressed time in life is not when u are sad.. Its when u have lots to say & u dont find that special one to listen to u...!

SMILE SMS

6 Benifits Of Smiling


1.U Luk Beautiful  2.Burn Calories


3.Lips Nvr Go Dry 4.Relieve Stress


5.Make Face Muscles strong


6.I'll B Happy



"Don't give a chance to anyone in your life 
to snatch your smile from you Because...World is for you.
You are not for the world...

"A single lovable smile is a proper key for many solutions and many confusions..!"
'So express Ur cute smile every moment...'

Trust SMS

Sharing problems n asking for help doesn't mean that we are weak or incomplete.It usually indicates an advanced level of trust.

School SMS

Nice one- My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said: At the end of the ruler is an idiot.
.. I got punished after I asked ' Which End ?'



Mestru: "Yava Yava Kalakke Enella  Aagbeko Adella Agle Beku" idanna Englishnalli Helu
Gunda:  What What Time What What Happendo
Happende Happendu...:)

Happy SMS

Live Each Day in the Happiest way.
Be The Best No Matter Where U Stay.
Let ur Fortune So Unfold
That Even The Stones u Hold
May Turn Into Gold.


Life is like making tea..! Boil ur ego,
evaporate ur worries,dilute ur sorrows,
filter ur mistakes & get taste of happiness.

Funny SMS

Once Jerry having dinner in his owner's house saw the dog watching him seriously, asked the owner. The owner
said the plate he is having dinner is dog's plate.


Ram: Y'day night in my dream, i remember eaten Dal Roti.
Sam: Oh! that's nice. But why you are dull?
Ram: Bcos morning when wake up and saw, only half mat is there.


1de gunda went to Gomteshwar
& Prayed: HO! devre Nange
1 CAR Kodsu,
Gomteswar: Nange 1 Chaddi Tagolake Agde sumne Nintidini,
CAR Yellinda kodsli?


Funny but true.!
This generation boys and girls get into love because of misunderstanding...
And break up when they understand each other....!



QUOTE on a HUSBAND's
T-SHIRT.....
"All Girls are Devils,
But my Wife is Queen....
"....of them"



A boy was busy doin sum imp work in office.His girlfrnd cald.
She-did i disturb you?
rply was so amazing,
boy-ya,bt whats life without being disturbed by d loved ones



I Searched many gardens to select a flower 2 give u as gift,  But, I did'nt find any flower beautiful than ur Smile.
.
.
.
. Next joke tomorrow at the same time..





B'lore Funny Bus Stops:)
Wife-Ree.. Ellidira??
Hus-naanu sujata hathra iddini... Illinda triveni hatra hogi kelsa mugiskondu urvashi hatra hogtini. neen elliddiya?
Wife-naanu prasanna hathra iddini, amele gopal hatra swalpa kelsa ide adan mugiskondu govardan hatrake hogtini ri....;-)


Ganda:> priye, nanu ninagoskara TAJMAHAL" kattale athava  "GOLGUMBAS" kattale?  Hendati:> Priyathama modalu hogi "CURRENT BILL,WATER BILL" Katti ba.



gunda-yellinda bandhe?
dhoni-jharkand
gunda-magne..henge bandhe antha kelila.
Nedukond adru baa jaarkand adru baa. 
Yav urinda bandhe helu first..

Koli angadige Banthu.

Koli:Nange 1Motte Kodi.

angadiyava:Motte idorige motte Yake?

Koli:Nanna Ganda Helidane 2 rupee goskara glamour Halmadkobeda Antha.



Best Notice Board of one Restaurant:
"All our waiters are married..
They know how to obey orders..":-)



Grl's Status msg on facebook: 'feeling sad'
500 comments
Guy's Status msg: 'Goin 2 Suicide'
2 likes
n 
1 Post which reads "Dude Whos gonna use ur bike nw?"



On d top of a mountain, jack killed a girl..
The judge asked y?




sardar told 'i asked her name. 
And she said 
"PUSH  PA" so i pushed her  down..:. 



Nice one- My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said: 
At the end of the ruler is an idiot.
..
I got punished after I asked ' Which End ?'

Heartly SMS

"One Beautiful Heart Is Better Than Thousand Beautiful Faces"..
BUT.. 
"One Honest Wish Of Sweet Friend Is Stronger Than Thousand Gods' Blessings"



"Mäkìñg wøüñds ìñ øthèrs hèårt ìs vèry èäsy...
      Büt,
béìñg médìÇìñé 4 wøüñdèd hèärts
ìs vèry dìffìÇult..!
Sö älwäys täkè Çårè øf ür løvìñg øñès..!"



Great lines from the bRoKeN hEaRt -"I will Continue to love even if my love fails..
Bcoz how can i hate the heart which made me to love it."

Affection SMS

Never leave a True relation for few faults.Just think once.
Nobody is perfect and at d end 
Affection is always greater than Perfection.


UNBEATABLE  LINES:  
Affection  is So Strong... 
Sometimes it becomes reason To Live Life.. 
and  Sometimes it becomes reason To Leave Life.

HEALTH SMS

Best awarded quote:Improve ur food habits.."Eat ur food as ur medicines. Otherwise you have to eat medicines as ur food"